I Gave Wind to the Earth - Mug [EVE]

This mug isn’t just a vessel. It’s a warning label. A war crime in ceramic form. You didn’t just fart. You launched a biohazard so catastrophic it knocked two pigeons out of the sky and made God blink.

“I Gave Wind to the Earth” is not a joke. It’s your legacy. It’s why sea levels are rising. It’s why the ozone cried. Drink your coffee like the unholy tempest you are. This isn’t for tea. It’s for the unfiltered beasts who break wind and break hearts.

Whether you’re starting your morning or finishing off last night’s regrets, let the world know you’ve got gas and absolutely zero shame. Because you didn’t just eat Taco Bell. You rewrote global policy.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for easy heating of beverages
- Dishwasher-safe for convenient cleaning
- Vibrant colors for bright, bold designs
- Lead and BPA-free material for safety
- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap