Tote Bags

Tote Bags for People Who’ve Emotionally Flatlined

Listen. These aren’t your grandma’s tote bags unless your grandma chain-smokes, ghosted therapy, and casually drops one-liners about the crushing weight of existence while hauling produce. These are unapologetic, emotionally unstable canvas scream-satchels for people who wake up tired, cry in the shower, and still somehow make it to Target.

Every bag in this collection is designed to carry your essentials:
✔ Your snacks
✔ Your trauma
✔ Your refusal to make eye contact with humanity

Whether you’re spiraling through Trader Joe’s, avoiding eye contact at the laundromat, or just existing with the full weight of your burnout in public, these bags will hold your crap and your contempt for it.

You want cute? Go somewhere else.
You want honest? Welcome home, sad bitch.